You ask yourself, how bad can life be? How bad can it get?
Well I had a day I will never forget.
Since I woke up everything went wrong
My alarm clock was broken, it was ringing so long
When I put on my clothes, my pants they ripped
And when I ate breakfast, my cranberry juice tipped
I ate some waffles, then I choked
My juice felll over agin, this time the glass broke
I get in the car, go about my way
And i get stuck in traffic, there’s a broken truck in the way
I finally get to work, but ther’es someone in my parking spot
I went up and down the rows looking for a new parking lot
Then I saw some lights.. Yeah! Red, blue, and white
Great, I got a ticket, my license plate wasn’t in plain sight
As soon as I found a parking, it was on the last floor
I tried to stop the elavator, it was starting to pour
When it came back to get me, my clothes were all wet
All I could think was how much worse could this day get?
Well, on the second floor, the electricity died
We tried to fix the elevator, but it was basically fried
I was an hour late to work when they finally fixed it
But maybe there was still a chance I could get away with it
With hope in sight and head held high
I sneak to my desk, apparently I’m not so sly
My boss was surprised to even see me come in
“I gave you the day off today, didn’t I lauren?”
I started to laugh and turned to the door
These kinds of days, you just have to adore!
-A collaboration between Marina & Oxie-