Morning, mid-day, or evening shower?
I took one yesterday, so maybe in an hour
An hour later, still in bed
Another 5 minutes I sleep instead
Take off blanket, impact cold breeze
Get in the shower, before I freeze
Take off clothes, water too hot
It’s actually kind of hitting the spot
Philosophical thoughts of my breakfast food
Singing real loud and dancing nude
Scrub my hair, shampoo in eye
Rinse, repeat, condition, & cry
Think about stuff, do more nothing
Too lazy too get out, think about everything
A few more minutes of wet unproductivity
Before convincing myself to do more shower activity
Finally shaved, and washed my hair
Chill a little naked before putting on underwear
Caked-up. Dressed up. Hair in bun.
Phone. Wallet. Keys. Done!